Sunday, September 29, 2013

Kilroy's Guide to the Art of Effort



                I couldn’t think of any real themes from this week, so I decided to write something completely different.  Now I know some people will find this hard to hear, but doing well doesn’t always require a lot of effort.  What it does require, however, is effort in the right places.  I know some people have stereotypes to live up to, and some people have parents that won’t let things be, but honestly, twenty pages of B.S. is, in the end, no better than two pages of clear, straight-to-the-point writing.  There were people writing essays on the summer reading, and I can only guess that the big reason is that they were so pumped up to write their twenty pages of B.S. that they didn’t realize the directions told them to do something completely different.  With essays I see people running up to grab more paper every few seconds, while I got 100% on at least half of my APUSH essays last year with only two, maybe two and a half pages of writing.  On top of that, I rarely studied for more than ten minutes (that’s total, in the entire period before a test).  I got an A on most of the tests.  Putting effort into extra work isn’t going to get you anywhere; putting effort into the work that needs to be done will.  When someone asks, “What major event happened on December 7th, 1941,” you don’t need to go off talking about how Hitler’s surprise strike in the Ardennes influenced the Japanese plans in the Pacific.  All you need to say is, “The Japanese used carrier-launched aircraft to attack U.S. installations on the island of Oahu.” Shoot, you could probably get by saying, “The Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.” You don’t need to talk about the buildup or the success or the effects, you just need to say what happened.  Extra effort only wastes time.  I got a 5 in APUSH by putting the right effort in the right places.  Anyone can do the same in any class from "Intro to Shapes" to Calc 3.

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  2. All right you presumptuous bigot, you need to get off your high horse because not everybody is as "intellectually advanced" as you are (and by intellectually advanced I mean eternally ignorant). First off, so sorry not everybody can study for five minuets like you can and manage to get 100% on their tests. That's really bad manners on our part.
    Who are you to determine what constitutes as 'hard work?' News flash, dude, EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT; what might work for you is different than what will work for anybody else. How about, instead of judging other people and the time they put into studying, you focus on deflating your head, because you seriously need to get on that ASAP.
    I spend around three hours a night on art, does that make my art work B.S.??
    My friend spends around five hours a night practicing her cello. I guess, according to you, that's B.S. too.
    Sorry everybody! Anything that receives more than 10 min of your time is total B.S.
    Monet, stop bullshitting those paintings, man. I could have done the work in 10 minutes because I know how to 'put effort in the right places.' Beethoven if you didn't 'put so much effort' in writing music, I'm sure your concertos would have been much better.
    Hey asshole, stop assuming things and downsizing the work some people spend days perfecting, and the world will be a much better place.

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    1. No. Just, no. You don't even know what you're ranting about. I'm sorry that you've wasted your time here. You've managed to focus on one sentence of a post that is over 300 words long. You've missed the point. And you called me the ignorant one. It is quite the opposite. By assuming, you've made an ASS out of U and ME, and I guess it's my job to save the situation. You took the word B.S. and used it as something completely different. I said "effort in the right places," and I meant it. No, painting is not effort in the wrong place. Cramming the night before a test is. Doing all of your homework in one day is. If you want to put your effort in the right place, pay attention, do your homework as soon as you get home (don't do anything before it), spread big assignments out over a few days, and get some sleep. That's where you need effort. Writing twenty pages when you only need two was what I referred to as B.S. Composing a symphony was not. Welcome to the world of arguing. You can't be ignorant here, or else you just sound stupid. You hyper focused on one sentence of my essay and twisted it in a way to make you the most angry, and then you ranted. Never argue angry. It gets you nowhere in a hurry. You have been ignorant today. Learn from your mistakes. You've assumed I'm ignorant, but no. I strive to understand every perspective before I form my own opinions. I do my research, I make my observations, I do the calculations, and then I make my decision. Have a nice day.
      :)

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    3. Well we both have very different opinions which is totally OK, since you explained yours so verbosely. Good-night random stranger whom I've gotten into a really weird argument with (ISN'T THE INTERNET AWESOME?!)
      DTFBA

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